Lewis wanted to know how to draw paper. Just one of those random questions that really started out as "Momma..." with no direction until he came up with some obscure thing on the spot. So then he said, "Momma, what if paper had a head and arms and hands and feet and could draw itself?" To which Art replied, "Then it would just draw on it's belly!"
I'm sitting this meal out and eating later. Now they are calling each other stupid over and over.