Limp mushroom.

We were chatting with our neighbor Neil who lives a couple houses down across the ally. "Want to see a mushroom?" he said. Art loves a good mushroom so we checked it out and here she is (rather, here he is) in all his limp glory. Neil is a hilarious and sort of understated fellow. He mentioned how he wish he had gotten his camera out with an intervelometer and made a time lapse video. That would've been very funny. I asked Art what he though it looked like and he said a rocket and I agreed.