Art: I want something to eat.
Me: [Pausing nature show and letting out a big sigh.] Do you want something hard and crunchy or soft?
Me: [Taking a moment to think something up.] Cheese?
Art: Cheese is hard and flat and when you bend it, it cracks so I'll have to eat something else.
When you bend it, it cracks? I tell you, I really am starting to believe that children under six are all obsessive-compulsive. Can't eat cheese because it's flat? So strange. And what did he decide he wanted? Cheerios. So weird.